After learning about a dude who uses “A.I. assisted noise reduction software” to talk to spirits through white and pink noise, we decided to give it a try ourselves. So we took a field trip to Rhode Island’s officially haunted patch of woods (as recorded in the 1885 census) the “Ramtail Factory” and interrogated a river. There’s definitely some incredibly weird stuff in the recordings. But were we talking to spirits or just losing our minds and yelling at water? That, dear listener, is for you to decide.